Gandhi he is not
"Hi dad, take me to mom I'm hungry."
"No mommy, hmm... Hey, what's that!? You think that looks like a boob? I am so not taking that stinking bottle. No way is that a boob. Does mom know what your doing? "
(20 minutes later, gasping and crying, rapidly being bopped up and down, shower running)
"So.. hungry.. running.. out of.. hollering.. energy. Mom is so gonna get you for this."
"Okay okay. Let me catch my breath while I drink for a second, then I'll really let you have it."
He barely ate, but 2 oz the first day is a nice early victory.