Mom's, present your boob. Now start the show.
Went to a Mom & Baby movie night last night (Ocean's Twelve). A real key is to NOT feed your baby before you arrive. Because if he's hungry, then you've got at least a half hour of the movie where you can actually hear the dialog (over the sucking sounds of course).
It was my first time getting to see other dad's struggle to seem all under control as their baby wails in their face and everyone looks. Very satisfying. Especially since Kaden and I struck a deal earlier that I'd let him poop all he wanted that night if he would behave. We came out like champs.