Projectile poop

Despite our best efforts to cover his little pee-machine with a towel when he is being changed, Kaden finds ways to time it so he can hit both his parents faces and his own with regularity.

But that is so typical for babies, and our Kaden is clearly setting a higher standard. Bored with urine sports, he actually managed to projectile poop onto my pants about a foot away from the changing table. I had naively placed the diaper only underneath his body while I was cleaning, believing oh so falsely that poop obeyed the laws of gravity.

He looked very triumphant.